You buy one lousy pair of pint glasses (as a gift!) and all of a sudden you’re flooded with email after email. What is it with Hillary Clinton and email? And rimshot!

But seriously. Hill, it’s only April. Chill.

UNSUBSCRIBE

We couldn’t possibly still be reading because we are looking for that “unsubscribe from everything” link because receive less email isn’t receive no email. It’s times like these I really appreciate Mail Kimp, uh, chimp, Mail Chimp.

Actually, the best part of the receive less email flow is that Hillary for America has the chutzpah to take this opportunity to try for your cell phone number so they can send you text messages.

I mean most people trying to opt out of some (and probably wanting to opt out of all) campaign emails, what they would prefer is a stream of text messages. That’s the ticket.

And then. And then. And then when you click through that, they ask for money.

Saturday Night Live could not craft a better parody.